coldswarkids:

you just know when someone in customer service says “thank you for your patience!!!!” they’re fighting for their lives that day

no-pain:

bread–quest:

vampibur:

mutual 1: I want to turn that man’s prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here’s smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn’t know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car….it’s so intimate….turning him on….

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo’s arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he’s being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: “scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality” god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we’re not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don’t even listen to…..

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i’m going to fall into lake michigan

[ID: A picture of the Mona Lisa. End ID.]
[ID: A stock image of a white man giving a thumbs up. End ID.]

flying-bi-son:

catchymemes:

Tineco Floor ONE S3 Cordless Hardwood Wet/Dry Vacuum

crawly:

corebreaker:

peoplegettingkindamadatfood:

wikipediahmms:

Source:

peebles-vinevines:

selenastaylors:

NYU has terminated a Palestinian medical student resident who expressed Pro Palestine beliefs. They accused him of spreading hatred and being anti semitic. Sign this petition to reinstate him and help spread the word so this doesn’t happen again.

darkcomedies:

one can imagine that the bond between a woman in her twenties and snoopy is comparable to the pledge of nuns to jesus christ

elizabisme:

tiktaalic:

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

ejacutastic:

mykologiya:

cannibalchicken: